Thanks for reading! When I was writing this I literally asked myself “What would be the funniest opening line? In an age where wealth inequality is the highest it’s ever been, and a billion people are living in extreme poverty, I wonder if any extremely privileged people have tried to declare internet access a basic human right yet?” I searched, found the UN proposal, and posted it. I can see how it would feel disrespectful if it were sincere, but I was hoping readers would have enough insight to see that it had to be tongue-in-cheek.

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